people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I will be naked everywhere
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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