Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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