Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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