I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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