I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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