Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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