I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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