Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We talked him into tasing himself.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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