Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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