i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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