ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she smelled like a LAN party
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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