hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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