I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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