She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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