It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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