honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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