Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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