Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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