you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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