What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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