Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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