So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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