So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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