He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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