I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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