She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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