It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i came on her dog
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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