that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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