Buhtt sex?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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