And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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