yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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