On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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