This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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