THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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