when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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