Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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