Define "chronic" masturbator.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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