is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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