every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
