listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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