my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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