yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Sorry my hands just texted you
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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