it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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