Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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