hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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