Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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