yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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