why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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