people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
