Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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