MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I need a burrito and a hug.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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