smell my finger.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize