yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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