god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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