Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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